ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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