I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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