I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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