pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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