Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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