my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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