420 ftw
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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