Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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