You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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