Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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