Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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