I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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