I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
