we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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