u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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