Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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