talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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