spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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