I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
