u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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