plz talk dirty to me
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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