yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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