The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
People in love make me want to vomit
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
