is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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