I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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