U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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