the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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