Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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