In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
So vagazzling was a success
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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