what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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