Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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