honey bunches of taint.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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