So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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