told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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