I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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