doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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