what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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