you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
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This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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