Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
i've created a new STD.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
how drunk are you?
Several
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
