oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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