he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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