You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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