Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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