btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
