Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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