Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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