that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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