She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
love makes seman taste better
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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