Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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