Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
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